Dear Gertie-
Are you peeing on the dining room carpet just to piss me off ? (no pun intended)
Love, Your Mom
Dear Weather-
You rock! Please keep up the hard work!
Love, Sunny in Simpsonville
Dear Spring Break-
If you don't hurry up and get here, I may off myself.
Love, Barely-hanging-in-there
Dear Energy-
Please come back. I miss you.
Love, Person you used to like
Dear Unborn Child-
Are you a girl?
Love, Curious Mommy
Dear Ladies who clean my house-
You have NO IDEA how much I adore, love, and admire you.
Love, The Person who lives in the house you clean
Dear Self-
Stop thinking about your stupid hair and whether or not you are going to get bangs cut. Get over it! There are other things that need thinking about. Move on.
Love, YOU
Dear Leo-
You light up my life!
Love, Mom
Dear Feet-
I'm sorry I have been neglecting you. I promise to give you attention soon at "Super Nails".
Love, Girl in need of a pedi
Dear French Doors-
I'm still trying to convince Toby that we need you in our kitchen! Keep the faith!
Love, Hopeful Wife
Dear NY and Co. $70 off store coupon-
I'm not going to be able to use you. I know....I know..... I'm upset too. Maybe next time.
Love, Once Valued Customer
Dear Plastic Easter Eggs-
I promise I will get around to hanging you on my tree outside. I just haven't found time.
Love, Gal who wants to decorate for Easter but hasn't yet.
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